The Abnormal Brain of Illustrator Derek Ring on Facebook

It has been established that persons who have recently died have been returning to life and committing acts of murder. A widespread investigation of funeral homes, morgues, and hospitals has concluded that the unburied dead have been returning to life and seeking human victims. It's hard for us here to be reporting this to you, but it does seem to be a fact.[1]

Derek Ring is an illustrator with a passion for the undead, ghouls, zombies, mermaids, devils, frankensteins, draculas, robots, and sea monsters, girls in bikinis fighting sea monsters, comic books, ghost stories…you probably get the picture.

Whenever an artist has a passion for a specific type of subject matter it really shows. Derek’s passion is clearly displayed in his creepy but very cool illustrations of ghosts, mutants, miscreants and other creatures of the night.

It has been rumored that Derek Ring creates his illustrations using a mixture of embalming fluid, human bone marrow and goat’s blood in the dungeon of a dark castle high atop a hill somewhere in the New England region of the northeastern United States – exact location unknown.

The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom

And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller[2]

1 Night of the Living Dead
2 Lyrics from Michael Jackson’s Thriller


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